Watch It, Rae! Tv reviews for the critically minded.

I really wish the Dallas writers had picked a different name for Elena. I could understand if The Vampire Diaries had premiered around the same time, but the show will be in its fourth season come fall, and now we have yet another drama with an Elena romantically caught between two relatives. With TVD, there’s Stelena or Delena, but what can we call the ships on Dallas? Christena and Jelena Ross? Have you heard anything that sounds better? This week both Ewing cousins tossed their second string ladies aside, pushing themselves back into the triangle. Despite her conversation with Ann, I don’t think Christopher should ever

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I like to eat my dessert first, so I’ll start with the best part of my Dallas recaps, my favorite JR quote of the night. He uses the expression, “Our girl’s crazier than an outhouse rat,” to describe Faux Marta to his new private investigator. The PI finds out that Marta is a bipolar stalker who becomes dangerously obsessed with her boyfriends. To pay back John Ross for lying to him about Marta’s identity, he hires the PI to catch John Ross with Elena so he can send Marta back to crazy town. The PI’s primary objective was to find

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